My words of wisdom for the day

Don't make a habit out of partying with your ex-girlfriend, no matter how well you still get along with her. As fun as it can be, it's emotionally exhausting. And we won't get into the whole drinking till really late, then getting about 2 hours' sleep before having to be someplace at noon thing.

We in the north-east have made the news because of the cold. The NWS has declared the wind chill situation as "extremely dangerous," and we in Rochester even have a nice picture of our fair city on CNN.com. THe picture involves a man shoveling snow downtown in the early morning hours, under a bank sign that reads "-15°" How much fun is this?

Currently: 1°, wind chill: -17°

More on this breaking news later. Unless I'm too tired to write anything, in which case, too bad.