Monday, December 29, 2003

They're still tormenting me!

Last night I was sitting here in my computer chair, when one of those little red and black polka-dotted devils landed right in front of me! Every time it warms up, the "Lady-bugs" come out of their slumber to attack me. I only saw the one, and I quickly flicked the wee bastard into my rubbish-bin, before it could sink its poisonous pincers into me. The madness must end... I must flee this place before spring, or Kirk will awake one morning to find no more than a skeleton in my bed, surrounded by fattened lady-bugs!

They're going to devour me! Help!

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